Package #1: Crime
2. Death's Door by James R. Benn (Soho Crime, September 2012, 338 pages, hardcover. $16.99)
Package #2: Super hero
1. Prepare to Die! by Paul Tobin (Night Shade Books, May 2012, 350 pages, hardcover. $24.29)2. Batman by Andrew Vachss (Warner Books, First edition, November 1995, hardcover.)
Package #3: Zombies
1. Survivors by Z.A. Recht (Permuted Press, June 2012, 320 pages, paperback. $12.28)
2. Shattered Hourglass by J.L. Bourne (Permuted Press, December 2012, 336 pages, paperback. $11.92)
Package #4: YA/Romance
1. Escape Theory by Margaux Froley (Soho Teen, March 2013, 272 pages, hardcover. $13.03)
2. The Spy Lover by Kiana Davenport (Thomas & Mercer, August 2012, 303 pages, paperback. $8.97)
Package #5: For brave souls only
This is a secret package. I can tell you this: it will include my ARC of Tao Lin's new novel, Taipei, which I absolutely loved. As for the rest, you'll only find out of you're brave enough.
There you have it. It's easy: buy my book, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org letting me know, get more books. They're all brand spanking new, so you're won't be getting crappy, coffee-stained tomes. Ready to read? You can get the paperback version of Gutmouth here and the kindle version here.
UPDATE: Package #5 is gone.